cracked

David.
Attenborough.
That’s fucking mental
Jam jars in drag, ok?
 
Bees were chasing them
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Heard of thrupenny bits?
Three. Penny. Coins
 
3p for a…
He knew it you know.
Gallileo.
I’ve seen a few.
 
Intelligent.
 
Science.
 
Documentaries.
 
They’re very slick.
 
…blind you with pseudo-science.
I’m immensely proud
to be
a bald, upright ape.
 
WHAT’S HIS NAME?! WHAT’S HIS NAME?!
 
I’m
such
a money
snob
 
I could do this for nothing, NOTHING!
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
ha h
 
Huge amounts, huge.
HUGE amounts of soft cell life,
but I prefer hard jelly.
My head just can’t handle,
 
these tiles AGAIN!
Its quite fishy.
Pelt. Pelt. Pelt,
we’ll chuck you the chicken bones
 
and that
 
But to be honest,
Honestly.
I’d cut it off
and start again.
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